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北大超短裙 North miniskirt
北大超短裙 North miniskirt
北大超短裙 North miniskirt
北大超短裙 North miniskirt
北大超短裙 North miniskirt
北大女生超短裙风波，今年夏季，北大特别风行超短裙，而且一个比一个穿得短。 North miniskirt girls turmoil this summer, particularly popular in North miniskirt and a more than a short dress. 校领导见了认为极不雅观，贴出布告欲严厉禁止。 Met with the leadership of the school thought it was very offensive to the eye, posted notices For strictly prohibited. 谁知布告一贴出，就掀起了轩然大波。 But who would have thought a notice posted on the uproar set off. 最先作出反应的是中文系的女生，她们在宣传栏的报眼位置写了一首打油诗：几千师生齐争吵，只因裙子太短校具体情况怎么样，宣传栏里有报道。 The first to respond to the Department of Chinese girls, in their publicity of the newspaper column written a position doggerel: Qi thousands of teachers and students dispute, because her skirt was too short school specific circumstances like how to promote column has been reported.
北大超短裙事件今年，北大特别风行超短裙，而且一个比一个穿得短。 Miniskirt incident this year, Beijing University, Beijing University miniskirt particularly popular, and a more than a short dress. 校领导见了认为极不雅观， Met with the leadership of the school thought it was very offensive to the eye,
贴出布告欲严厉禁止。 For announcement posted strictly prohibited. 谁知布告一贴出，就掀起了轩然大波。 But who would have thought a notice posted on the uproar set off.
最先作出反应的是中文系的女生，她们在宣传栏的报眼位置写了一首打油诗：几千师生齐争吵，只因裙子太短小。 The first to respond to the Department of Chinese girls, in their publicity of the newspaper column written a position doggerel: thousands of teachers and students dispute Qi, because small skirt was too short. 具体情况怎么样，宣传栏里有报道。 Circumstances like how to promote column has been reported.
第二个发表声明的是年年都亏损的校医务室，他们写道：感冒的病原体是一种病毒， The second statement is a loss every year of medical school, they wrote: influenza is a viral pathogens,
“绝非寒冷” "Is not cold"
第三个站出来并作出强烈抗议的是校女生部，她们精心制作了一大横幅，悬挂在宣传栏上，上面贴着9个吹塑纸剪成的大字：我们要解放，不要束缚。 The third stand up and make a strong protest that the Department of girls in school, they elaborate a large banner that hung in the propaganda field, close to the top 9 blow cut the paper in large letters: We have to liberate, not binding.
校图书馆历来是学校的先进集体，这次自然也不甘落后，把图书馆老丢书的苦恼写在了宣传栏上：让超短裙流行起来吧，我们的眼睛需要休息。 School libraries have always been the school's advanced group, the Natural is not far behind, to lose the old library of books written on the distress of the publicity columns: miniskirt so popular now, our eyes need to rest.
你能写难道我不能写？ Can you write it, I can not write? 食堂经过再三考虑，也在栏上涂了一句：其实短裙与排骨一样它们都会缩水。 After repeated canteen, is also a column on the Tu: In fact, short ribs and as they will shrink. 待中午休息，各系也纷纷表明了自己的观点。 To be closed at noon, the departments have their own show.
美术系写道：维纳斯证明适度的缺少会更加美丽。 Fine Arts Department, wrote: Venus to prove the lack of an appropriate level will be more beautiful.
环保系写道：难道地球变暖是假的？ Department of Environmental Protection, wrote: Is global warming is false? ！ !
数学系写道：因为允许1米长的长方形存在，所以0。3米长的正方形存在也是合理的 Department of Mathematics, wrote: Allow 1 meter long rectangular exists, 0.3 meters long square is the existence of a reasonable
历史系写道：貂婵的美并不因吕布、关羽的不同眼光而改变。 Department of History, wrote: Diao Chan is not the United States as a result of the LUI Bo, Guan Yu different vision of change.
物理系写道：布是不雅的绝缘体，空气同样也是。 Department of Physics, wrote: cloth insulation is indecent, the air is the same.
法律系写道：法律禁止的只是原告由超短裙萌发的邪念，而非被告所穿的超短裙。 Faculty of Law, wrote: The plaintiff is prohibited by law from the germination of the miniskirt evil thought, instead of miniskirts worn by the defendant.
经贸系写道：不管校方给所有男生推销有色眼镜，还是给所有女生推销黑色长袜， Economic and trade department said: whether to sell the school to all boys with prejudice, or to sell all the girls in black stockings,
我们都想入股。 We all want to become shareholders.
生物系写道：人与猩猩的根本区别不是裙子的长短，而是看见长裙与短裙能否作不同的想象。 Department of Biology, wrote: Man and the orangutan is not a fundamental difference between the length of skirts, short skirts and dresses, but to see whether they can imagine different.
体育系写道：只有穿长裤的守门员，而没有穿短裤的锋和卫，还能叫足球队吗？ Department of Physical Education, wrote: only the goalkeeper to wear trousers, and not to wear shorts and Wei-feng, you can tell football team?
政治系写道：从长裙到短裙，再到超短裙，这恰恰是民主集中制最有力的体现。 Department of Political Science, wrote: From the dress to the short skirts, miniskirts and then, this is the most powerful manifestation of democratic centralism.
公共关系系写道：降低谈判对手的目光这正是我们四年寒窗苦读所追求的。 Public Relations Department wrote: negotiating reduced vision that is exactly what we are after four years of hard Hanchuang.
最后，特困生联合会也耐不住寂寞，在宣传栏上写道：给我们更多的资助吧，你看， Finally, the Federation of poor students also lost its lonely in the propaganda field, wrote: give us more financial support it, you can see,
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